Episode 0.5: “Psychoanalyze yourself over a coupla Coronas, then go to iTunes and don’t rape anybody”

 For the second step in our (vaguely dirty-sounding) “soft” launch rollout, we present to you a creepy compilation of future fearful episodes, where we address all your burning burning questions, like: is the third date too soon for murder, or should you wait until later? Can one weekend in Alaska turn a woman from a nightmare to an angel? Does Costco really put tequila into their margarita mixes? And, what is with all the damaged pantyhose? (Also, what’s with pantyhose?) Our actual, real-life true and terrifying full-length episode will be available this week. 

You might even come away with eerie enquiries of your own, like, why do they sound so echoey? What is with Becky’s super-plugged up nose halfway through? And, how dare she make fun of Merie’s allergies?!!